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[Lonely Star]

... is that aria crom crawling city that i saw?
so many other internet celebrities
i even saw moika

no idea which country the flag represent tough. then again, i might know a lot of country names but i do not know their flags

OolayTiger responds:

Dude it literally says the country in the description of the animation lol

[Dofus and Dragons - A strange meeting [ANIMATIC]]

so the eliotrope only THINKS its a pandawa?

Shaipi responds:

Haha she's actually an Eliatrope (there's a whole fan lore behind it that we created, obviously none of it is canon) and yep, she thinks she's a pandawa, or at least she wishes she was. Everything will be explained in the next animatics.

[Phoenix Wrong :Tribute #1]

why french?

why do people want to hear the french parts? i understand everything and let me say its not interesting at all. just a few poop jokes

LeBer responds:

Do be offended but these are classics taken from movies,
There is just one poop joke and it is part of a really dark movie called : " c'est arrivé près de chez vous". This movie is about a serial killer filmed while he is sadisticly killing people...
But yes, this part is just a stupid and quite funny poop joke.
Like I said : "On ne peut pas plaire à tout le monde"

[Joyful Adventures]

your sick...

urgh, that is one of those flash where i question WHY they even exist. its soo bloody, unneeded and most of all, DISGUSTING. you should have put a warning in your review that it would be so bloody.
i hate this kind of stuff

ineedhalp responds:

The content rating and summary next to the link to the flash serves as a warning. If you're not into violent movies I suggest you read it.

[Little Drops of Heaven 1]

not very good

this flash has entered the section where at least 75% of the world flash goes : the not-so-great category. At least its not in the worst category.

graphics : the triangle santa was well shaded, there was stuff moving in the background wich lots of flash do not do. -- 6

style : plain old colors as seen thousand of times and tired of seeing them. -- 3

sound : you got sound, not so screechy. -- 5

violence : none

interactivity : two buttons,have seen more in a movie -- 3

humor : "pokemon reject" thats all -- 3

overall : 4. What it deserve. A general flash with nothing that
makes it special or great.

Izonik responds:

well aren't you cool.

[Metal Gear Toast 3]

interesting ideas but could be better

I supported the sight of watching this flash until the end and here is my conclusion : I saw that a lot of jokes idea where interesting (the face removal, the giant toaster robot) but some where too overused (the falling boats). Since this flash mostly used jokes involving graphic scenes so since you concentrated doing the jokes intead of the graphic, the funny graphic part of them was "lessen"and some just fell flat so enhanced graphic would make the joke more ... supportable and more funny (for the face removal, do a face mask instead of just the eyes and the mouth being removed). I also think that sex jokes are totally immature and not funny but its my own opinion. Also, mixing real images with your cartoon style solid snake was clashing and is not recommended, try redrawing them in a parody style but don't exagerate, it will be more funny that way. With a lot more work on the graphic and some more twist in the happening of the jokes and your next flash would defenitively earn a place in the collection.

here you go, a 5 for the effort and the interesting ideas. work on the graphic and you will always have a 10. You did a much better job than this jackson guy who only had an original idea to excuse for his poor quality flashs. continue , you have definite potential.

tmanking responds:

Thank you sir for your excellent criticism! I value your input greatly! I will take these things into consideration for my next film :)